what a beautiful wedding
About a year ago, while trying to get some work done on the train from Seattle to Portland, I was startled to discover that a couple of my favorite shopping websites, namely Bare Necessities and HerRoom, were blocked for being “pornographic.” Now just to be clear, I both understand and am completely on board with restricting access to sexually explicit material in public spaces. There are no private seats on the train to Portland, and no one should be exposed to pornography without their consent (least of all children). But I don’t think it really hit me until that moment that many people view lingerie as something akin to porn, and that specifically, sites like Bare Necessities and HerRoom (which, let’s face it, are pretty boring as lingerie websites go) are equivalent with porn. “How absurd is it,” I thought, “that, for women, buying underwear is an ‘adult activity?’”
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
BREAKING: Here’s the tweet that could lead to a new grand jury in Ferguson, MO.
#Ferguson: @shaunking took screenshot of tweeter @thesusannichols who claims to know juror on #MikeBrown #DarrenWilson grand jury & appears to be receiving leaked information. King says that within seconds of posting this, her friends told her to delete it & she did but not before it was screenshotted. She has since deleted her entire account but King says they checked & she is indeed a #STL resident w/ years’ worth of tweets from there. “If true, her tweet not only reveals a leak in the grand jury, but gives us an ugly glimpse into how things have gone so far. This person who posted it on twitter & her contact on the grand jury must be fully & completely investigated & removed if it’s true.”-@shaunking
Y’all better reblog the fuck outta this post it on facebook, twitter, IG, myspace, friendster, everything get this information out
jesus fucking christ
thank god someone’s snitching, if that’s what it takes.
i also love reading reviews for stockings because even when the description clearly states that they need to be worn with garters at least half of the reviews are people complaining about how they’re the worst hold-ups they’ve ever worn and didn’t stay up at all and they had to spend the entire day hiking them up
i really love reading reviews on sephora with the lowest ratings b/c so many of them are like “i ate an entire pizza and this lipstick didn’t stay on!!!!! i’m giving it one star but i would give it ZERO if i could!!” or “this product says it’s for dry skin and since i have very oily skin i thought it would give it a try. it made my skin so greasy that my makeup literally slid off my face and onto the floor i have never been so embarrassed and this product should be banned”
i mean i also like to find out why people dislike a product i’m considering buying because i have very finicky, sensitive skin and often there are a few reviews from people with similarly rude skin. but these ridiculous reviews are definitely the highlight.
Schiaparelli compact case.